‘Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults Part 2’: Satanists love strolls through the park
You may remember our post a while back on the 1994 classic, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults. Well, well you can praise Internet Satan, because we’ve stumbled across another clip! In this segment, our bemulleted expert guides us through what must be the most Satanic park in all the land, enlightening us as to the relationship between pagans and gay people, as well as the meaning of the “pentacle,” which I have deduced is his own portmanteau of “pentagram” and “testicle.” I remember the collective delusion that was the Satanism panic of the 1980s and 90s. Victims of the murders attributed to the West…I’m just going to leave this here with no commentary. Someone with better words than I will have words…
Various trigger warnings. nsfw maybe.
I lol’d.
